Anonymous asked: so how many times have you smacked yourself down raw while watching a divas match
Never, although I must say the AJ/Layla match was the first time I’ve been aroused by a submission.
hey, i'm kevin. Male, 18 centuries old, 6'3" and 300 lbs of metalhead and meathead. Proud to be cis scum. I post shit. Reblog shit. I ask people shit and post lots of snark.
Expect anything from professional wrestling memes to terrible puns and metallica songs. Hold onto your hats, people. PAST URLS: dividedwestandunitedwefall, the-g0d-that-failed, king-n0thing (tried to go back to this BUT SOMEONE FUCKING TOOK IT ARGH), dead-m4n-walking, wherever-i-m4y-roam
• About me!
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• Submissons go here. I walk alone inside this pit of danger
Expect anything from professional wrestling memes to terrible puns and metallica songs. Hold onto your hats, people. PAST URLS: dividedwestandunitedwefall, the-g0d-that-failed, king-n0thing (tried to go back to this BUT SOMEONE FUCKING TOOK IT ARGH), dead-m4n-walking, wherever-i-m4y-roam
• About me!
• If you have a question, ask it here.
• Submissons go here. I walk alone inside this pit of danger
If Shovel Man goes over tonight I’m probably gonna shoot someone
I really just don’t like the word ‘beige’
Beige
Anonymous asked: Jericho won and Brock Lesnar won too! Awesome night!
I’m aware anon, but thank you!
I’m fine with everything else, not super excited (Orton Sheamus and Del Rio all going over, face Miz still being a thing) and fucking FURIOUS that Barrett wasn’t on the card, but yeah.
mrbassman asked: Jericho and Lesnar both won. Sleep in peace.
Oh phew FUCK OFF ANON
Luke Starr: Okay…I think it’s time…I…I think…I’m sorry to be that guy…but…
I think...
Okay…I think it’s time…I…I think…I’m sorry to be that guy…but…
I think it’s time for the “Randy Orton shits in bags” jokes to join the “Kelly Kelly is a slutz0rs” jokes and “Jerry Lawler is a pedophile” jokes in the “You Can’t Just Repeat The Same Joke For Five To Ten Years And Think It Will…
